Submission by Anonymous
i once fell asleep in my history class and woke up right when my teacher asked the class a question. I, confidently, raised my hand and answered, “Turnip” The whole class stared at me while my teacher just told me to go back to sleep
10 Terrifying two-sentence horror stories
A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur
what the fuck is that
that looks like a god damn nightmare
are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi
I almost had a laugh attack in the middle of Chemestry
this looks like a trailer for a romantic comedy where gandalf is the beautiful protagonist who must choose which attractive leading man he wants to end up with
literally one of the best things in the hobbit was gandalf constantly counting the dwarfs like an exasperated teacher on a school trip
Wasn’t Syndrome like a huge fanboy when he was little? So like, he’s probably holding his OTP in his hands and this is one of his fanfictions that became real.
I don’t think Mr Incredible x Elastigirl was his OTP because he looks pretty pissed… maybe he shipped different parings?
He probably didn’t ship Mr Incredible with anyone. Because Mr. Incredible worked alone, and it would be OOC for him to have a relationship.
That’s probably why he’s pissed: This pairing goes against canon, and he’s the type of fan who hates that.
Blind to the obvious as usual, tumblr
his otp was obviously Mr. Incredible and Frozone
This freaking post
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
Slide to the left
Take it back now y’all
Cha cha real smooth
Right foot lets stomp, left foot lets stomp
Everybody clap your hands
How low can you go? Can you go down low?
All the way to the floor?
this was funny until it wasn’t
IT WAS SO FUCKIN’ GOOD UNTIL THIS MOMENT.
nO IT’S OK I GOT THIS
Can you bring it to the top?
Like you never never stopped